Sleep Deprived
You know who was a genius? The first person who decided that couples should sleep in separate beds. Push 'em together when you want to fool around, separate 'em when you're ready to sleep. Nothing could make more sense.
Seriously though, I could really do without sleeping next to someone. Sure, it's nice once in a great while to have the comfort and security of a body next to you as you doze, but most of the time it makes for an awful night's sleep. Giggles spent the night last night and I swear she woke me up every hour, on the hour. The only way I get a decent amount of sleep is to relinquish myself to the last 6 inches of mattress, perched precariously on the edge, hoping that she doesn't roll over with any semblance of momentum.
